What a Pervert

I've been waiting to receive a very important adoption document from the government that was supposed to be mailed on Monday. I watched all day for our postman to arrive and ran outside as I saw his truck pull up. I told him I was expecting something very important in the mail today. He gave me a huge grin and said, "I bet it's here." Then he proceeded to hand me the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and drive off. What a perv.

I think I'll go and throw up now.