Here is just one example of my daily struggles with our kindergarten boys (who I dearly love but may still kill me.)
Me: Kai, why are your pants wet?
Kai: What wet?
Me: The wet running down the front of your blue jeans. How did you get wet?
Kai: Oh, that.
Me: I'm waiting....
Kai: Well, I think Ash peed on me.
Me: What do you mean, "You think Ash peed on you?" Either he did or he didn't.
Kai: Ok then, Ash peed on me. But he didn't mean to and he had a good reason.
Me: Why did Ash pee on you?
Kai: He peed on me because it was dark in the bathroom.
Me: Is the light out in the bathroom?
Kai: I don't know.
Me: You just said that it was dark in the bathroom!
Kai: Yea, but I didn't say that we tried to turn the light on.
I am thoroughly convinced that God made children cute for the simple reason that if they weren't, we would kill them all.
