Check the Trash

I grabbed some clothes this morning and set them out on my bed before I jumped into the shower. When I got out, my clothes were gone. I looked everywhere but they'd vanished. About an hour later, I went to throw something away in the kitchen trash can. Guess what? My clean clothes were stashed nicely in the garbage. My little Ash is a thief. Tonight my cell phone (which I stupidly had sitting on my nightstand) is missing. I bet I can guess who took it and where it is.

Note to self: Check all garbage before taking to the street (I just love the glamorous part mommyhood!)